You guys are aware that there’s more to joining the Big Ten than athletic money, right?

I’ve been saying for quite awhile that 2020 is going to be far more important than 2016. Dust off your boots for that one.

Well, there was that part where you had to come up with enough money to pay his buyout too.

BRB, selling all of my lemon crop futures.

Is there a point when someone is going to notice that Joe Barry is the same guy who was the Defensive Coordinator of an NFL team that went 0-16 eight years ago and that, I don’t know, maybe he has a demonstrated record of not being a very good coach?

No, , the people who actually passed this bigoted piece of legislation bear the blame.

Having been in the general neighborhood of this program for a long time, I assure you, no one is better at losing than Eastern Michigan. No one.

I’m at the point where I have CTE fatigue. At this point, pretty much everyone, players and fans, are aware that a lifetime of playing football has horrific effects on their health, that there are physical and mental impacts on the game both during and after a career, and that there are limitations to what…

Well yes. But, much like walking past smokers, at this point we’re all aware of the whys, hows and limitations of equipment, so caveat emptor to all parties involved.

Now there’s a man who knew his way around a Dillard’s.

No, the sales department is responsible for that, actually.

Did Joe Kapp take a swing at Ted Cruz when he was done speaking?

Who did Joe Kapp take a swing at after he was done speaking?

About as well as the natives do, which is to say, not well at all.

We want to question these two guys, but they’re already gone so, we’ll hold these other two guys hostage. We’ll piss off the IOC and the USA as part of the process. What could possibly go wrong?

Hmmmm....

You mean that documentary they filmed in Dallas?

Because there’s so much material that got left on the cutting room floor. Let that sink in for a moment.

Because on July 31 in the year 2016, I had to listen to my long-time partner and father of my child proclaim ironically that the Lions are going to be good this year because, quote, ‘they have their strongest receiving corps of my lifetime’

As someone who experiences delays on approximately 70% of the Delta flights I end up on, I’d like to welcome the rest of you to my world.