They film superhero movies in Cleveland. The 2000s spawned an entire film industry in Detroit. But good for you that the Hazelwood of today could double as 1960s Detroit for a television movie about Motown. Nice work on that movie thing.

Look, I’m with you in spirit, but let’s not confuse Stand Your Ground, which is bullshit, with Castle Laws, which are prevalent in northern states that are aspiring to be southern states such as Indiana and Ohio.

False. Went out for a play at the August Wilson Center a couple of weeks ago.

Baltimore has the inner harbor and....that’s about it.

The Escalade isn’t vast and defaning excessive enough for you?

Yeah, cars without front grilles aren’t as special as you think.

He’s an asshole.

If you’ve ever been there, you’d see that they find it. Meth labs are pure profit, after all.

It strikes me that this is less about RGIII, really, than it is about the Browns.

Solid. My memory was faulty, and thank you for the correction.

I’m pretty sure if you started an all Alabama network down here the locals would eat it up.

Hmmmm. I thought ‘man is only as faithful as his options’ was a Bill Maher punchline.

I came here just for this. T20 is fantastic. ODIs exist only as something Australians use as an excuse to sit around and drink to. Test cricket is the equivalent of watching paint dry.

“[The Avista] was purely a concept and meant to generate some buzz...No other plans for now.”

Jeff Fisher couldn’t agree more.

Well, it’s better than the alternative, which is eating white bread, shopping at The Limited and waiting to die.

Think of it this way. First, consider how many people have lost their lives worldwide, either directly or indirectly as a result of the policy decisions made by the imbecils they’ve elected, just since Bush was appointed President in 2000.

Think of it this way. First, consider how many people have lost their lives worldwide, either directly or indirectly as a result of the policy decisions made by the imbecils they’ve elected, just since Bush was appointed President in 2000.

No. That’s Cincinnati.

*Yawn* If a few eggs have to get broken to see people get what they deserve, I don’t really have a problem sleeping at night. And if you’re one of those people, it’s even better.