This is probably a good time to just walk away from the internet

Amber’s defense really shit the bed. 

My understanding of this is that, aside from its internal cargo, the YT1300 was designed to act as a tug that could ‘push’ much larger cargo containers that slotted between the two forks at the front (where some models already have a little cargo pod).

In case anyone was wondering what that first ship was that they had to redesign, it was this:

Its original purpose is being freighter, so it was just for shuttling cargo around and didn’t need amazing visibility. Later it got repurposed and retro-fitted with guns and stuff.

HAHA! probably runs off some standard frequency too. Just wait till some kid with his RC car takes this over. 

I worked at CitiField for two seasons like 10 years ago. I was the only person who knew how to clean the ice cream machine, so I had to do it every night. It taught me a good lesson: don’t be the guy at work who knows how to do things, because there’s no benefit to you. 

Hey, better a micro penis than Mike Rowe’s penis, amirite?

Yes, take that money and put it into short term savings so you can earn.... what? Something like $5.50 in interest over a whole year, especially considering the last 20% of your pay periods won’t be in the account long enough to earn much of anything? Why bother? And that assumes you can accurately guess your tax…

I think you done entered the “get off my lawn” phase of your life. Welcome! You’ll find that a lot of things on the internet are perplexing, and why them kids laughing at that. Get a job, ya damn hippies.

Robot Chicken actually had a good line about the Avatar sequels “It’ll never come it, it’s the Chinese Democracy of movies” I mean, Chinese Democracy did eventually come out but it’s a good line anyway. 

1989's The Abyss wasn’t exactly a hit either and the underwater scenes so traumatized Ed Harris to the extent that he refuses to talk about them to this day. And that’s from a guy who has experienced a lot of physical discomfort while filming, so hardly a fragile flower. Apparently, it is just incredibly lucky that…

I successfully found the bathtub, but then I decided to try and navigate back to the starting point and gave up after ten solid minutes of wandering in circles. This thing triggered a claustrophobia I didn’t even know I had.

The Village People during Weekend Update was also great. But, I, too loved the fortune teller skit. It really drove home how absurd this year has been. She never said anything about a pandemic, just things like, “I see your husband washing a bag of Doritos, and you are yelling at him to use more soap.” “You are peeing…

If you have the entire amount saved, and you are actively making offers on homes (I’m assuming it’s 20% down on a $1M house in a very expensive housing market), then that money should be liquid right now, interest rates be damned. Put it a money market or something. You’re going to have to wire the funds or present a…

You clearly don’t recognize angels when you hear them. And that is sad.

Wow that’s a great take. Idk maybe the message is universal?

OMG YES. I was watching a MWM three-way on XTube, and they had 2 dogs running around the whole time, barking and whining, all while one guy is banging the woman and the other guy is eating the first dude’s ass.

Then one dog started licking the ass of second man and the other dog tried humping the woman’s head.

I shut my…

I bring a built in tripod.