I hadn’t heard about boogaloo being the new term.

With all the drama and hilarity that the shady, fade to commercial clips purport to show coming up, and yet everyone is still friends.

We all know this was just time for them all to show off their perfectly sagging personalities, to go along with their mostly huge, gawdy, screaming-oh-so-subtly-look-at-me earrings.  Amirite?

That’s the sad state of affairs in our America. Ain’t we lucky?

Nice use of quotes there.  

Most people would probably take that as a Dr Jeckel & Mr Hyde reference and totally not get it.

Nah

You’re a terrible person.

A thousand years from now there’ll be no guys, no girls.  Only wankers.

Wite Out, not White Out.

If you’re going to share your password, you might as well make it naughty!

I hope your elbow was okay.

If teenage boys happen to get a glance of a young woman’s nude lower back, LOOK OUT!!!

That’s right - Dr. Luke was Kesha, not Lady Gaga.

Ryan Adams has been called out for his predatory behavior, but not many others. There’s the ‘doctor’ guy that produced Lady Gaga (I think). Anyone else come to mind?

How’s that Kool Aid tasting?

This has to be a play on something Grandpa Simpson said.