You have a guest house (complete with kitchen and bathroom). You live on an estate. It’s just a mall estate (I’m assuming).

That’s not SVU-level cheese, that’s CSI Miami-level cheese.

This is all well and good, but in the modern age, someday I’d like to be there, by myself or with someone (alone, together) trying your luck at something hard to explain. I’d say when it started, things were good (if barely legal), but last nite it got way better. By the end, I figured I’d take it or leave it someday.…

They didn’t have pipe in their name, but The Verve did have Nick McCabe as their guitarist, so they’ve got that going for them. Which is nice.

not helpful

That’s understandable.  

So you read the Daily Mail, but are (seemingly) embarrassed by that fact, so you call it the Daily Fail.  No bro, just embrace the DM.  We all know it’s a trash rag, but it also is on point most of the time.  We all read the Daily Mail with a grain of salt.  

He’s emailing you, why don’t you ask him why?  Wouldn’t that be the easiest way to find out?

Also, I am old enough to get your original reference.  I totally pictured Juice hurdling airport seats.

Probably.  I had to look him up after hearing about him in a song by the National and then seeing him referenced on Seinfeld.

You do know you can remove old boarding passes from the wallet, right?  So if you wallet ‘pulls up’ an old boarding pass, maybe it’s because you didn’t remove the old boarding passes.

“Unless you are doing an OJ to catch the flight, you have the time.”

* Your

If you had slept with Satan and gotten pregnant, I’m sure you’d know. The horns protruding from your belly might be the first sign.

Because the aim of vengeful archangels is even worse than the aim of Stormtroopers.  That’s the only thing I can come up with.

That’s the thing about Christians and their ‘faith’.

I’d help you Tony, but I recently gouged out my own eyes because I just can’t anymore.

OK boomer

I just said essentially the exact same thing.

I prefer to kill time looking out the window on flights. Booked the window seat (or so I thought), got to my row and sat down to this.