Lets move on to another controversy. What will the NCAA sanctions be against Brooks for referring to himself as a “professional”?

So sad. Garry Shandling and Larry Sanders in the same day. Prayers.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

I never would have thought that I’d be cheering for A-Rod, but the Yankees have managed the impossible.

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

My takeaway from this article is that we’re saying:

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

Guh, FINALLY!