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I can gaurentee you that New Hampshire would be the state to be like “meh, wheels? not that important” would go along with their no helmets/no seatbelts.

Sammi was wise to stay home. It’s time for them to give it up and move on with life. The shit that was fun and acceptable when you were 24, isn’t so cute when you’ve got kids and a ton of bad plastic surgery.

Don’t forget the bikes:

Seeing a black woman hate on Bruno Mars while using a Japanese handle that means “I love you” should be a textbook example of the word irony.

But, on the bright side, we’ve managed to make #metoo about putting women on the spot and make them uncomfortable in fun new ways. It was the natural endgame.

My wife’s response on seeing the clip: “It’s cool, you guys just keep sucking at basketball, I’ll just play around you.”

People are pissed because he’s a fucking cop. He should have respect for the law. He has a duty to uphold the law. He is not above it. He should have the integrity to do the right thing, even if know ones watching. He’s held to a higher standard because he took an oath. But I guess none of that matters when a draft

So you’re cool with an officer who has probably handed out thousands and thousands in tickets to people for doing the exact same thing? Depending on how fast they got up to, it’s straight to jail for you or me and at least a $1k fine. No, fuck that cop and I’m glad he was caught. Should never be allowed behind the

With Honors

Kimmel chuckling at 2:06 makes it so much better.

My boys, baby and I skipped school today and saw the first showing at 10am. Theater was packed. My heart soared several times because, finally, I was watching a movie, not about pimps, hoes, slavery or drugs, but one were my 5 year olds cheered for heroes and booed villians that looked just like them. They saw a woman

Yeah, and the 2 previous years he finished 6th in QBR. His drop this year couldn’t possibly have something to do with them getting rid of his top 2 WR’s and having no support from the run game. Not to mention half his OL on IR. He still put up numbers. Cousins earned his money. And his former team with the insulting

It isn’t their fault your ears are too insensitive to notice the huge improvement in transients and decreased breathiness in your music. Clearly this product is meant for the most discriminating listener, and only really adds to systems where care has been taken to optimize all areas of the setup, like amplifiers,

Who doesn’t love an owl? Who, I ask?

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

the real winners were any guy that didn’t have to go on stage last night

Ouch. That Luks like it Hoedt.

Seattle is going to be absolutely covered in these torpid contraptions. Tailgates will be billboards for dog rescue volunteering, Jill Stein 2020 and Voodoo Doughnut stickers. I’m a liberal Democrat and these things make me want to vote Republican.

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.