Been there. Seen that. Swam with a pelican. Got the t-shirt.

You’d be surprised. The chances of sucking a lone balloon up are almost nil, but with enough of them... being nearly invisible, in the cockpit of a jet, doing a few hundred MPH, focusing on both flying and launching a weapon, it’s easy to see how a pilot could hit one. And while the balloon wouldn’t be a big problem…

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

I saw Craig Ferguson’s standup routine a few years back and he totally nailed the essence of this:

Much like that streak in your underpants your joke is shitty.

Thank you for using the story of a woman’s horrifying rape and murder to make a far-flung snarky comparison so you can insult some internet commenters you don’t like.

Sentences are supposed to end with a period.

At 3,000 rounds per minute the gun would run out of ammo in 3.6-4.4 seconds depending on variant.

Quick! Tell us the last time a plane made a strafing run.

I had to see what this would look like, lol

This app is a shameless knockoff of Frameless (https://stakes.github.io/Frameless/). Whoever made Browsy just took the source code and called it a new app.

People tend to forget the time comic Joker had tattoos.

ehhh Anthony Misiano did it better:

Actually, it's about exits in games journalism.

*sigh* just more open hostility towards us Gamers. I wish we were treated with more respect by developers whose things we take/copy without paying.

What you're not getting is that this is about ethics in game journalism.

"not being able to even run on a Gameboy doesn't change the fact that it's a Gameboy game"

I am gonna go there, as a joke. But then again, speaking of all looking like super heroines:

I used to work at Vigil Games, directing and supervising the production of the story cinematics on Darksiders II.

Something to keep in mind when we read stories like these: http://jezebel.com/this-video-bri…