And yet neither the new Unreal Tournament, Paragon or Shadow Complex are available on any platform other than the Epic Games Launcher on PC.

They’re an Israeli company

The article that I read seemed to indicate that there actually is a setting you can check to route around places that are unsafe or prohibited for Israeli Jews. FWIW, Waze was created in Israel.

Man, even this list of Australian animals that won’t kill you is filled with animals that will merely fuck you up.

The Chinese get to see how top-level military assets get moved around the theater every time this Korean genius screws around. They get to watch Western rhetoric and stance and then reaction. They get to record sensor activity from Korea, Japan, and the US during these launches / tests. They get to watch the UN…

>as soon as you make a dick, they scream and shout and fight
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That Nigel doesn’t even have the right mustache. Here’s a good one

“This post originally appeared on Kotaku Australia”

found the problem

I just made this.

Did not expect any Craig Thompson references.

Been there. Seen that. Swam with a pelican. Got the t-shirt.

You’d be surprised. The chances of sucking a lone balloon up are almost nil, but with enough of them... being nearly invisible, in the cockpit of a jet, doing a few hundred MPH, focusing on both flying and launching a weapon, it’s easy to see how a pilot could hit one. And while the balloon wouldn’t be a big problem…

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

I saw Craig Ferguson’s standup routine a few years back and he totally nailed the essence of this:

Much like that streak in your underpants your joke is shitty.

Thank you for using the story of a woman’s horrifying rape and murder to make a far-flung snarky comparison so you can insult some internet commenters you don’t like.

Sentences are supposed to end with a period.

At 3,000 rounds per minute the gun would run out of ammo in 3.6-4.4 seconds depending on variant.

Quick! Tell us the last time a plane made a strafing run.