“Geriatric drip” is a compliment. They’re not making fun of Bernie for being old, they’re having fun with his public image, which he also does.

Celebrating bipartisanship in 2021?

It rewards careful observation and a quiet approach - learning the AI patrol patterns, or watching a target for a couple of minutes from a hidden vantage point usually provides you with some clues.  My favorite playstyle is not even using a gun at all in these games, it’s all about the environmental “accidents”, or…

It’s entirely ceremonial.  A whole hell of a lot of the things that we took for granted as being permanent have been revealed to be emtpy theatre based on “norms” and “precedent” - if there’s a single thing I could say Trump did well is show us all exactly how much of a house of cards this entire operation rests on.

Anyone else who’s a fan of Peep Show getting big “Jez as a 4 star life coach” vibes from these dudes?

The “non-evil” brother runs a for profit healthcare insurance company, so maybe slow down on lauding his accomplishments.

There’s a non-zero chance the guy asking for a selfie was also a cop, or military. At it’s heart the issue is this: these cops didn’t respond properly because angry white fans of Donald Trump aren’t considered a threat, because so many cops are also fans of Donald Trump.  

The cruelty is the point.  He was a blunt instrument allowing them to finally ditch any pretense of “compassionate conservatism”- which was a lie, btw.  Thing is they thought they could train him to be an adult and more effective, but he’s just too fucking stupid.

Yeah I’m not drinking it to beat cancer, it’s just something different than seltzer every now and again. I also like the sort of vinegar/sour flavor (I recently discovered “drinking vinegar”, which is a whole other thing I love now).

I spend like 99% of my time on this site shitposting and trolling people who somehow don’t believe that we’re living in a failed state so I feel I should be allowed this moment of sincerity.

It’s not expired, you weirdo. I get you’re trying to be funny but fermented foods is one of the things that helped save my sanity (it’s a fantastic pandemic project). It’s literally sweet tea that’s inoculated with active cultures, and left to ferment for generally 3-5 days. Now, while it’s true that fermentation can…

You do understand what we mean when we say “no justice, no peace” right?

I’m surprised she doesn’t call the kid “the grandchild of John McCain”.

Kombucha is just fermented tea.  That’s it.  Nothing magical and anyone can make it in their home for 1/10th the price you’d pay for it in a store.

America is so weird about work we don’t even let cashiers sit down. Unless they’re working at Aldi.

“We kept the hand of god but now at the end it gives a thumbs up and high fives stu redman”

She probably just wrote in “My father, Senator John McCain”.

I mean, they got taken over by a private equity company, what do you expect? As many problems as the old Gawker-run sites had, at least the writing was more interesting.

Apparently King specifically rewrote the ending for this, which hopefully entirely removes a literal giant hand of god coming down to save the day.

Killing a public option as part of the ACA was the highlight of “reaching across the aisle”.