Problem is a lot of people who didn’t like Hillary DID stay home.  Voter turnout was quite low nationally.  

Weird I’m old enough to remember Wired articles from the early/mid aughts where Adam Curry (yeah, Adam Curry of MTV VJ fame) was named the “Podfather”, this is Adam Curry erasure I tell you.

Mueller couldn’t get it done for them and now they’re just hoping the backup can pull off a miracle.

His role in the man made Bengali famine (and his statements that the Bengali were “no better than beasts”) are pretty indicative of his attitude towards other races. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_famine_of_1943

Hail Satan and pass the Popeyes.

He should have learned to code then.

(made in France)

Right?  If you need citrus bring your own don’t make someone have to blow through their supply and have to cut more as the orders pile up.

Just bought one yesterday and it was pretty good.

You don’t even need that, you just need instructions from your boy Pavel on how to swing that kettlebell.

The author of the Quillette piece wrote it as a troll of Quillette. It was a callback to their “Sokal Squared” piece from last year. More info here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/quillette-duped-by-left-wing-hoaxer-posing-as-communist-construction-worker

If you immediately recognized what this was satirizing, you’re extremely online. Other good clues would be things like having a bunch of dril tweets bookmarked so you can add them in a quote tweet (such as the perennial classic “the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between…

I get the feeling never.  When talking movies came out people were upset because it wasn’t serious business like the theatre.

Oh good Marine Todd is here to set us all straight.

If only these companies followed the lead of Modern Times, who instead of selling out to big beer decided to turn the place into a worker owned co-op to let the people who actually make the beer make the business decisions. But in order for that to happen you have to adjust your expected profits down rather than just…

He’s just mad that no one’s got Amstel Light on tap anymore.

Hell yeah Tim.  

Shut the fuck up. That’s all I’ve got and it’s all you deserve.

Imagine believing that there’s such a thing as “apolitical”.  Politics influences literally every part of you life.  

Pictured here, the cops going after white supremacists: