What are the odds that he’s able to get himself elected to the Senate or some bullshit as a way to “own the libs”?

Get off the internet old man and never comment anymore.  Also, don’t say shit like this.  

I’m not a big fan of his (because I’m not gonna stan a prosecutor) but Larry Krasner managed to win the Philly DA election without once talking about being tough on crime or cleaning up the streets, he mostly just talked about police reform, ending cash bail, and so on.

Yeah but that $20 quarter would require 20 minutes of cleaning out the seeds and stems, smelled like old hay and needed to be thrown into a Dutch to hide the taste.  Meanwhile now I can take one dab and be good for hours.

I mean no real sympathy for the rich dinks who tried to do this, but panic attacks are no joke, and anytime someone makes fun of them I kind of wish they get the kind that makes you think you’re dying for 6 hours so they never joke about it again.

I mean, I have a pretty good friend who grew up the product of a Southern family of racists who owned a literal machine gun factory in the 70s/80s and went from racist libertarian to queer anarchist so don’t throw the babies out with the racist bathwater.

What we need is a Great Leap Forward in this country.

To end run your claim of “whataboutism” I’m gonna go ahead and say that Bernie should have done way more about this during the campaign (and the campaign should have had a VERY robust harrasment policy in place already) and this apology is weak.

I wonder how many cases of water they could buy for Flint with that money.

The Resnicks (who own Fiji, and POM, and the company that advertises pistachios) are some of the most repugnant humans alive.  They’re hoarding a RIDICULOUS amount of water in California.  Literally some of the worst people alive (the Dollop did an episode about them and I audibly cursed numerous times listening to…

Have you read any books on spelling and syntax because you misspelled communist and “a lot” is two words not one, or is strictly those Bill O’Reilly “history” books.

Weird flex but ok.

Anytime anyone replies to Piers Morgan they need to remember that he gets off on being owned online.  If he personally responds to you owning him, it’s because he’s just shot fat ropes while reading your tweet.

Just seems super silly to complain about a stock image, which most likely was not picked by the author.  I mean I get that not everyone reads captions, but complaining about an image with an attribution to Getty Images seems weird.

...that’s a stock photo

The best way to get kids to stop vaping is for more adults to start vaping - preferably using a Juul and flexing in an IG video.  

I guess this pastor doesn’t preach from the Book of James too often.

Hell yeah take it out on the folks with literally the LEAST amount of power, that’s how things change after all.  Don’t go after the restaurant lobby or unfair labor laws, stick it to the staff until things change!

Ok but what does a “foreign tourist” in America look like. Your only example is someone in another continent and has no relation to the example in the original article.  So how do you spot “foreign tourists” as opposed to “citizen or resident who may prefer to speak a language other than English”?

Because in other countries they don’t pay their servers $2/hour with the expectation they’ll make it up in tips.  Service work is actually treated as the valuable service it is and is paid enough for folks to make a living without having to rely on tips.  Tips are given for exceptional service, not as a matter of…