Maybe it’s not the fault of 3rd parties, but our electoral system itself then?

Now THAT is the TomatoFace content I know and love.

Have the Democrats tried the one simple trick of “not being shitty” and “having principles” tho?

I just love that they think actual communists are going to be donating to a campaign for a party that supports capitalism.

So your solution to the domestic political problems in this country is {checks notes} a massive increase in imperialism, against an opponent who has a very, very long history of making direct attacks (or even indirect ones) extremely painful for the aggressors? I mean I get it, I also wish for impossible things- like…

His brother just got elected Premier of Ontario.  Speaking as a dual citizen who’s lived in the States since I was 13, I can say with full confidence that Canadians really shouldn’t keep patting themselves on the back too much.

You sound like the TomatoFace but usually they’re a bit more subtle, so maybe more like “TomatoFace, but with a brain injury.”

Burns cleaner than coal, poisons wells and water sources like aquifers.  Oh and let’s not forget the flammable water coming out of some folks’ sinks in the Marcellus shale area.

You mean Amy Coney Barrett, the Opus Dei follower?

It’s not in any way cool, but I really love BJ’s plain seltzer- it’s cheap (like 7 bucks for 15 bottles) and comes in 1L bottles. The flavored one is good too, but really just drop a lemon in there and you’re good to go.

It’s not in any way cool, but I really love BJ’s plain seltzer- it’s cheap (like 7 bucks for 15 bottles) and comes…

I like this one and I also REALLY love the “Dumbledore wouldn’t let this happen” sign in the header pic.  Do these people read something other than children’s books?

I think the story she wants to tell starts off like this: “I read the Handmaid’s Tale and really identified with the character of Serena Joy.”

Voting takes maybe an hour tops if there’s a long line and is done maybe twice a year not sure what you mean by calling it “grunt work” it’s pretty easy.

You’re giving a sincere answer to an obvious troll/sarcastic post, btw.

I think you mean Trump and the rest of the oligarchs (bipartisan oligarchs, mind you) are gonna keep on winning, just like they’ve done for the past 75 years or so.  You don’t need to put such an outsize importance on Putin when the dismantling of this country’s democratic institutions is 100% homegrown.

Yes, why didn’t the woman who was abused produce some proof for the baying hordes of the Chris Hardwick Fan Page on Facebook.

Wil Wheaton hasn’t come out of this looking that great either (but he sucks anyway, it’s amazing he’s made a career based on being the worst character in a Star Trek series) with his rage quitting twitter over being rightly called out for being a transphobe (let alone not wanting to say anything about his friend).

Isn’t the entire phrase usually something like “rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic” or am I just imagining that.

Nikki’s pretty trashy lately but there’s just no justifiable way to call Cardi a better rapper, she hasn’t spit anything half as good or complex as what Nikki was doing on Monster.

Your use of “small business tyrant” makes me think you’re a fellow Street Fighter.  If you’re not, I strongly suggest you check out Street Fight Radio (which is actually a podcast) because clowning on SBT’s is one of their things, along with tips on doing drugs and stealing from the self-checkout.