He was also heard yelling “BOYS RULE GIRLS DROOOOOOL” as he ran onto the track.

Jesus Christ! Ricky Gervais AND Billy Joel in a single comment thread? What the hell did we do to deserve that?

The child looks up at the parent, asks what that person’s deal is, the parent gives some spiel about homelessness and the kid goes “I thought this is supposed to be the best country in the world why can’t we give everyone a home and food?” and then the parent gets real quiet because who wants to explain the predatory…

Property is theft

Seems like what we have here is a conversation between someone who’s at least moderately (if not very) online (Skip) with someone who thinks being “very online” means streaming 3 episodes of Home Improvement.

I’d add “The Great Shark Hunt” to that as well- there’s some incredibly good writing in there, especially his San Francisco/Berkeley stuff.

I don’t know why this person hates socialism so much, since after the TPUSA diaper stunt she helped organized she was so publicly owned.

These are the same sort of issues that affected the Burgerville workers in Oregon - they were treated so poorly by management, while at the same time the chain was touting how well the food is made, and that they were conscious, etc...

RIP YOUNG KING DAVE, I HOPE HEAVEN’S GOT BIG DOINKS.

Even cooler is that he’s got tattoos on the other arm with the dates of every homicide in the city where he was mayor (Braddock, PA) that occured during his tenure. Or maybe you don’t think having a constant reminder of something like that is cool. Not too many elected officials see that kind of thing as much more…

Why are you making antifa seem cooler than they already are?

The only “automobile people” I recognize are Go-Bots.

That was barely a thought you had there.

This rules because anything making a mockery of the concept of royalty or noblesse oblige or any of those regressive, backwards concepts is a net positive.

He made fun of a cop, which is undeniably, 100% good. You can’t “punch down” comedically to a cop.

“This is crony capitalism. Where companies are rigging government to benefit themselves.”

No surprise she’s wearing what appear to be some type of Oakley Blade style sunglasses, which are the official sunglasses of uptight and racist white folks.

“I was an Eagle Scout AND I was in the Order of the Arrow” (that may be too deep of a cut for non-scouts).

You got tomatoed.

Dang, is Louise Mensch commenting on Splinter articles now?