Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

I can’t believe that, in 2016, any parent would endanger their child by exposing them to the kind of bullying that will inevitably come from wearing a fedora in public. You’re too old to wear a fedora. The world knows it. Your son’s classmates know it.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

Replace ‘Mustang GT’ with ‘Chrysler Crossfire’ and you’ve got a situation that happened to me once. I haven’t been back. I forget what I was even looking for.

44 seconds or 55 seconds so you don’t have to move your finger.

Nice MR2

Nice Turbocharged Toyota Mr2 Spyder.

unfortunately he came back to plant a murder weapon.

Damn...Did a Tesla owner fuck your woman or something?

I don’t know, we’re an app, not a restaurant.

Yeah man. When people look at the Mercedes SLK they’re like “what is this, a miata!?!?”

It’s okay to admit that you don’t know anything about cars.

Is she a basic bitch? she sounds like a basic bitch

Wasn’t defending him... was commenting on you. We get it, you’re wonderful, you track your BMW, and want to tell everybody about it.

Jeez, really? You had to be that guy?

Operative word is “drive”. Not “watch get loaded onto a flatbed in your driveway”.

Range Rover Supercharged or bmw m5 v10 the smg spec

Taste is subjective. You forget this?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.