I’m actually still curious if you think owning a moderately priced car in your mid 30’s is how you define “success”

I’m following up! Just like you!

*lied to tell us they were giving us cars with more power and better gas mileage.

Yeah but I bet it’d look better if we murder out the lights.

“Guys, I drive a BMW. My friends all know me as the BMW guy. Come look at my instagram it’s just pictures of me and my BMW from different angles. Guys guys guys guys guys my BMW. Guys this guy on jalopnik insulted my BMW 8 days ago I’m going to show him!”

Still laughing at this response. Jesus.

*gets angry at one BMW stereotype*
*Proceeds to reinforce every other BMW stereotype*

Well... it’s a BMW... so.... I guess that answers your question.

Same reason 98% of M3 buyers buy the M3....

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Oh wait you think these people are actually tracking or racing their M3’s? hahaha.

Triangles. Triangles. Triangles.

Smog is... wait for it... literally the same thing as dust.

You understand this website’s tagline is specifically targeted towards people like yourself, that have such a strong part of their identity connected to a sub-culture that any development of technology is seen as an absolute threat to your very existence?

Also the tagline is probably sweet for selling you ad clicks.

Nice Mazda Cx-7

Nice Mazda cx9

Checked it out. Seems like the STI is cheaper and holds much more potential than the Golf R.

Too bad the STI exists.

uh. hahaha. nah.

Ah yes. A less reliable, less capable, worse performing car. Perfect! Now you’re a gearhead!

Don’t worry man. Your neighbor isn’t threatening your manhood and you don’t need to prove to him that you own an average sized penis.

Uh. FICO scores almost always determine interest you can get on a loan or mortgage. Also you can’t ‘eliminate’ your FICO score. If you have any credit at all, ever, you have an associated credit score.

Want to save money? Maximize your FICO score.

So what happens when this is the highest grossing movie opening of all time? Will you stop pretending like you’re really cool?