If you spill something on it, it’s toast.

The US pulled a Jon Gruden, only this time they didn’t lose.

This is exactly spot on.  I’m a grown man.  If someone gets in my face, in my personal space for an incredibly stupid reason like this, they deserve the teeth they’re going to be missing when I’m through with them.

I think we just need to start calling them pop shots.

“purportedly calling Heilman a “bitch ass nigga” in the process”

New York sports “journalists” are vile scum. They are by far the most venomous, vindictive bunch of small dick losers you will ever see. The hatred they foment with glee spreads to the masses of crybaby fans who demand a championship every year despite having only one to go around out of many teams. I’ve lived on the w…

Thank you Mr. Schreier for this significant contribution to journalism and the public good.  You and Cecilia D’Anastasio have my upmost respect and admiration.

So it took this article for me to find out Rousey is a Sandy Hook denier. Funny how all the media surrounding her conveniently left that out.

Well, this is rather stupid.  Smashing a record distinctly implies a large margin between the new record and the old record.  A single frame, by definition is the smallest margin possible, so you’re either lying with your headline or you don’t know what you’re talking about.  I can’t decide which one’s worse.

Cardi B needs to respond to him and offer him a drink.

I don’t want to call you an asshole, I AM calling you an asshole.  It’s like those people that say “What did you say?” as if they didn’t hear it and think the other person will back down.  No.  You’re an asshole, plain and simple.  See, it doesn’t matter if other people are libtards, snowflakes, cucks, or whatever you…

I worked in a restaurant and in retail and I get called baby or whatever else by women and it’s no big deal because I know if they follow me to my car or it escalates in some awful way I know I can shut that down, physically or otherwise, so it’s not really threatening. Way different if you’re a woman. It could…

I think the first explanation is to make sure your instagram/snapchat/twitter/facebook feed is constantly updated with material. Some people have followers that demand regular content. Yes, it’s stupid, but it seems like any little filler material keeps them from becoming disgruntled.

No way. Not talking strictly about Pres candidates here but Ted Cruz is the closest thing to Theon Greyjoy you’ll ever get. Trump absolutely destroys his wife in tweets, emasculates the hell out of him by doing it, and Cruz just sits there and takes it when he needs support from the President. Just like Reek, Trump…

You can have that opinion.  You’re just an asshole for having that opinion.

Not every company can be perfect in its own internal reviews of things. The good PR thing is to thank the public for bringing it to their attention. Law enforcement agencies couldn’t catch the Unabomber, only when his brother brought it to their attention did they get him. John Douglas, a renowned criminal profiler,…

Imagine if you’re in a bar and a guy 50 pounds heavier than you tries to get you in a bear hug so he can crush the shit out of you or get on top of you and pound away because you don’t have the weight or strength to get him off you. You keep your distance, use the environment to your advantage, and you stay just close…

I’m reminded of the other day where I walked under a utility pole where a crow/raven was perched. He just cawed at me nonstop. I jumped in place which startled him and he took off and proceeded to screech while flying in circles around me. I yelled at him for a bit with obscenities, but there was nothing I could do.…

You never fail to impress me with the things you decide to write about, and also the quality of your writing and research. I don’t want to offend or anything but you’re wasted here at Kotaku.  You were meant for bigger and better things.  You’re a rising star and I can’t wait to see what the future holds for you.

I guess you’re one of the man babies everyone’s talking about.   Just win baby.