It looks like he ordered a hot iced latte and doesn’t understand why the barista is telling him it can’t be done.

This kid is suffering from a bad case of Backpfeifengesicht 

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

He seems like he knows what he's talking about and is confident. You think being smart is arrogant?

I’ve been reading about the Dutch. Culturally they just don’t put up with much bullshit. They can be considered “abrupt" by people not used to their ways. 

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

GTFO with your sciency bullshit. These are Republicans and they don’t do science. Ever. 

Owens used to be liberal, but she quickly found that her not so noteworthy views did not make her stand out among liberals. She has no particular talent or wit for it, but she really wants to make a living off it. So she decided that conservatives were much easier to convince, given their bar is considerably lower,…

Also explains her conservative affiliation.

She probably signed the lease and then never paid a month of rent. In most big cities, it takes six months to legally evict a non-paying tenant. When her time was up, she made up the mold story.

Candice suffered an “inability to think clearly”...

In the court filing, it says that after exposure to the mold years ago, Candice suffered an “inability to think clearly”...

Nah, man. I shoveled my driveway and sidewalk in shorts this weekend. Hard work keeps you really warm when you're super wapped out on blow.

Not wearing the correct jacket is questionable, but not a deal breaker for me. If he wears flip flops all the time I'm out though. 

Clever, but don’t do that again. My heart literally sank through my lungs tummy and pelvis and fell out onto the floor after reading that headline. Really thought there was some lurking scandal. Should have known better. Beto is solid. Like rock solid.