i invited my out-of-state parents and siblings over for tacos when they were in town for our wedding last fall, since we all figured it would be a nice, relaxed way to just have the family together to celebrate my (anxious, medicated) youngest brother's birthday the following month. so i'm rushing a little to get all…

pfft. it's CLEARLY a pickle caught in a mosh - ANTHRAX, FUCKERS! WOOO!

dude, that makes me laugh every time i read it and i've scrolled back up like three times now - well done.

well, it does have that upstate prison flava that keeps you ugly aaaaaallll night long…

right? Harrison Ford always just seems to act like an asshole whenever people ask him about stuff like that, like he's a quarterback who got shanghai'd into taking on the lead in the school musical and is sick of all the theater dorks asking him about it. "christ, just leave me alone so i can go back to getting baked…

Corn Nuts, although i was recently devastated to learn they no longer make the nacho cheese flavor - i just assumed they were always sold out and i'd have to settle for ranch, but if i just kept an eye out and was pure of heart, i'd stumble upon them next time. alas…

good time to take yer mom to Sizzlah and feed her chicken livers, yah?

Crackle used to run THE PRISONER when i first got a Roku. i haven't been able to find my DVDs since my last move, so i used to try watching the show that way and it was possible if you could deal with the fact they would apparently just randomly interrupt scenes mid-sentence in order to shoehorn in the same three…

uhm, whose hot grandma is she playing?

i don't have anything against Matt Ryan (he's a Quaker!) but i can't in good conscience root for Atlanta.

anybody can make a schlocky garbage movie that is nothing but meh - it takes real commitment and genius to make A Good Dumb Movie.

"…fuck you , Joe Boo!"

is THAT how he managed to get Audrey Horne in the sack?! jeez…

look, i just want the Cheetos Burrito to go into nation-wide release, gadammit. i can't be driving to fuckin' Cincinnati all the damn time, maaaaan.

oh no.

yeah, Cowan and Sienkiewicz teamed up on some of the early issues of the late 80's QUESTION book by Denny O'Neil that was my intro to the character - awesome work and really complimented each other, although the coloring on this looks a lot more vibrant and engaging (as one might expect from a book about a dude who…

EDIT: looks like Jason beat me to the Owsley connection but i stand by the Unknown Soldier book being a fun ride.

don't worry about it - despite the love Gaiman gets from critics as a "real artist", American Gods is pretty damn pulpy. i mean, hell, it's the story of a war between old and new gods, with a side of midwest roadshow and a small-town murder mystery thrown in for kicks.

you can register the book with BOOKCROSSING.COM if you're interested to see whether people give the book on to someone else, too. i used to do that with all kinds of books i'd pick up for 25cents at yard sales and stuff but have fallen off… need to start back up again, maybe tied with some of those Little Free Library…

brandy old-fashioneds, dude - and go with sour over sweet.