we have important godzilla penis questions to ponder, whattaya want from us?

was that the one with john larroquette in the bus station or the one with a young Matthew Perry that dumped the afterlife bit to focus on the teenaged dudes?

so, when David the werewolf goes to meet his buddy Jack the (decaying) ghost in that porno theatre in An American Werewolf in London, does the title of the film "See You Next Wednesday" mean they will porno you this Wednesday, or next Wednesday?

huh - when i was a reporter, i attended a conference where one of the dudes from The Poynter Institute noted you can remove "that" from 97% of all sentences without changing the meaning one iota. (The pizza I like.)

ehh, wake me when Logen Ninefingers shows up.

or "openly corrupt"!

great. now we have to have English majors redraft all our laws instead of lawyers.

Venger was a Necromancer?! i would have thought, at most, a Divinator in a game run by a poorly prepared DM* who never bothered to read the module, given his (Venger's) overwhelming ineffectiveness.

oh, c'mon DM - surely the internet has a slam attack!

for some reason, i always thought the joke on Seinfeld went "My wife is a bitch" instead of "My wife is a slut." - like, i was absolutely convinced. i was wrong. (and eyewitness testimony is bullshit!)

i'm so curious - which PMDawn was it? JESUS WEPT was the first album of their's i ever purchased, mainly on the strength of how much i'd loved their contributions to a bunch of compilation/sampler albums, like the Jimi Hendrix cover album or some hippy alternative energy concert. prior to those, i'd heard their big…

last month, i had to come up with names for a group of 5 NPCs in my Roll20 D&D game. fortunately, i'd been listening to DeLaSoul…IS DEAD! and so i was quickly able to give them names like "Kalvin Mercer", "Renee King" and "Mista Lawnge."

the death of MCA blew apart the Beasties. not blaming them, it's just a bummer is all.

as much as i love the album, i'm constantly surprised by how many people i have very little in common with also love FTN's ANGEL DUST just as much.

NEXTWAVE IS THE BEST WAVE.

to be honest, my three favorite costumes are The Question, Jack Knight as Starman and Wild Dog, which are all, to one degree or another, essentially normal clothes with minor superhero trappings like masks or weapons.

i hope someday to have access to that fabled library where alternate versions of all works of art (including the lost or only deamt of) are held.

and, uhm, "ethnic", given that Dirk's actual name is Svlad Cjelli?

you're saying she should be in porn?

awww, but Clint's casual racism is so warm and endearing! "That's some pretty good gook food."