is The Rock wearing a yellow Public Enemy t-shirt?

it's dumb but Epic Rap Battles of History always cheer me up.

i worked at a small daily outside of Madison, Wisconsin and your description of the workload and the stresses associated with it brought back so many memories, good and bad. i'm kind of surprised you didn't mention the (presumably) shit pay, which made it all the more depressing. i worked at the paper from 1999 - 2004…

aww, jeez. i was holding it together but your joke about him touching people finally made me break down in tears.

maybe they could put the banner ads to use with some PSAs.

i agree - so much of the commenting and conversation on the internet are seen as ephemeral nonsense (and truthfully a lot of it is just blather) but, given how easy it is to lurk and not contribute anything, each and every post is a sign of active engagement and an expression of community, even dumb pun threads and…

"naked hostility"? if that's what i wanted, i'd go watch some porn.

i love "Unguided" and pretty much anything Neko is singing lead on.

Howard the Duck and Rocket Raccoon doing Run the Jewels has been my screen saver for over a year now.

at $4 or more an issue, is it any wonder why comic book sales are in the toilet? this doesn't seem like a very complicated problem to me.

and someone will sneak onto the electronic billboard that displays the cafeteria menu and write DAN JURZON IS A PIMP

thats an eyeroll?! i thought those were a pair of tits.

and it finishes with Calvin pissing on Snoopy, probably.

my girlfriend really likes Empire Records for some reason.

Clueless had a good song by The Smoking Popes on the soundtrack.

uh oh… now i'm worried. does a lifelong dream of owning a TOS-era Gorn costume mean i'm a scalie? shit! i was totally gonna build one right after 3D printing became a middle-America thing, like blu-ray players and prescription drug dependency.

wouldn't those states/legislatures be more likely to sue the federal government to force the furries to wear pants and use human bathrooms, on the assumption that some innocent woman or child might otherwise be exposed to the sight of, y'know, an animal engaging in a basic eliminatory function? i can just picture some…

i think i'm on record as someone who loves your shit, DM, so i'm just gonna respectfully suggest that while i woulda gone with "sexist pig" instead of "racist" it's thumbs-up all the way. and i only suggest this point because, in the few internet communities i tend to follow, it seems like outright racism is pretty…

dammit! i read that as NEKO CaSe, not Nick Cave, and got so unreasonably excited I almost texted my girlfriend right off! i guess it's fortunate i decided to read the article to see if there were any more details… nothing against Mr. Murder Ballads but Ms. Case is so fabulous and she's swung through nearby Pittsburgh…

okay: what's the proper period of quiet reflection and contemplation that must occur before people can, y'know, talk about the fucking tv show?