so, where does this phrase "cake eaters" come from or refer to? i've never understood that one.

aaaan, Andy Helfer was the editor on the Bwah-ha-ha era of Justice League!

to say nothing of some dynamite Kyle Baker art on issues 10-21!

while i'm sure there are a few exceptions, my guess is that pretty much any comic bought after about 1975 or so are basically worthless as collectors items.

the seduction of the innocent?

"One punch. ONE PUNCH!"

you should add Young Heroes in Love (romance), Ambush Man (absurdism) and books like El Diablo, Green Lantern: Mosaic and the "Five Years After" arc in Legion of Super-Heroes (hope/optimism) to that list but, otherwise, yeah, absolutely.

so non-white people are animals?

i honestly think the episode where i switched from just kind of enjoying to flat-out loving Parks And Rec was the one where they go out to the cabin for the hunting trip and donna's mercedes gets shot and she shrieks something about a predator.

i wasn't really bothered by the weird lack of clues surrounding when the movie was supposed to be taking place* as much as i was by my inability to figure out how fuckin' old those kids were supposed to be. college? high school? they were driving, so it couldn't have been junior high… right?

well, c'mon - jodie foster did turn out to be a gay.

i'm not blaming you or anything but is there any educational justification for why the fuck there would have to be just as many Fs as As?

so, wait a second… are you trying to imply the people who get paid to write for The AV Club have… feelings, or something?

a friend of mine had the idea to register the URL thebombdotcom.com but she never got around to it.

i would say Jimmy Fallon is history's greatest monster but he's just a talent-less piece of shit. does he have money and fame? sure fine WHUTEVAH.

i thought Benedict Cumberbatch was the intefnet's girlfriend.

you shoulda just shat near the deli counter - that woulda learned 'em!

I like that almost as much as the Onion inforgraphic which listed "Propecia" as an up-and-coming baby name.

STOP BEING REASONABLE - THIS IS THE INTERNET! *slap* SNARK IT UP, DAMN YOU!

i absolutely love the idea of a whole bunch of jarheads going through life with ink that says "Coprs" - hahaha!