you could have worked in a Mon dieu! or something about brie - brie is fucking delicious.

as someone who spent the first 32 years of my life in Wisconsin, it makes me incredibly proud to read about Aaron Rodgers' willingness to use his fame and pulpit to speak intelligently and compassionately. i say this as someone who firmly believes he and every other professional athlete is grossly, shamefully…

so, wait - this makes it sounds like it WASN'T a compliment when my ex-mother-in-law used to say i reminded her of his character on that Law&Order show i never watched… huh. i always thought she liked me.

i don't remember that one, no, but much as i'd like to laugh and say something like "HaHa! That could never happen!" i read too many stories of clark pulling seemingly cruel shit in the pursuit of justice or a happy ending to dismiss the storyline out of hand. "Does my plan require me to embarrass the kindly Chief of…

pretty boss list - i know Curt Swan did the art for Whatever Happened but it seems like anyone given a collection of classics like this should also be handed one or two of those reprint digests full of goofy shit from the 1950s - maybe some cheeseball superboy ones where lex luthor loses his hair and vows revenge or…

man, that sucks about the VM books but i have to say its what i was afraid of - i've been leery of the "novelized series continuation" ever since they tried it with DS9 with varying degrees of success. the Buffy/Angel/Firefly comics have also not really captured my interest…

i was always a little surprised at what Veronica was able to get away with, like when she mentioned the shocker along with hand gesture.

i moved to West Virginia from Wisconsin 11 years ago and, for the first time in my life, met people who couldn't pronounce "Phil" with only one syllable, (Feee-ollll or Fi-yohl are the two most common, although there was a dude from Florida who insisted on calling me Fyul.)

mmmm… let's try Sexy Sports Lady Broad!

i don't think it qualifies as a marathon if you're still on the first episode by the end of the night.

i woulda gone with a Dark Side of the Force metaphor instead of the mothers milk stuff but… yeah.

wait… so you're saying it's OKAY for me to read your statements and draw the conclusion that America might be a racist police state that disproportionately arrests and incarcerates people on the basis of their appearance?

"Please don't lower yourself to this level. There is no need for personal insults. We're better than that."

don't forget to dunk your little cracker in your little cup of wine!

Leonard Pierce no longer works here.

i'm probably not even a quarter of the way through reading by olderst posts first and i have to say i've been really impressed with the game brought by AVC regulars to the drop-in trolls picking fights about libtards and how no one can mock trump's accent since someone once complained about the indian accents on The…

I showed my younger niece Laurel and Hardy's piano moving short when she was about 5 and she loved it - but that's almost pure physical comedy so i don't know if it applies here.

you should see what "jazz hands" did to me…

tempting but i'm waiting for the BOGO sale packaged with a month of KFC coupons (the little perishers aren't going to feed themselves, are they? gruel gets expensive and what with the child labor laws…)

i thought it'd be SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM!!!1! or something about Obama's birth certificate but, yeah, sounds about right.