guess that explains why he wound in the trailer cookin' that crystal meth… shit! it ALSO explains why he wants to take yo moms to sizzler and feed her chicken livers.

that sounds like dialog from gay porn.

i'm not jewish but i've been invited to seder with my lovely lady friend for a couple years in a row now. my cultural upbringing is orthodox nerd and so i immediately picked up a lot of parallels between the struggles of the people of israel and a little group of fremen who lived on a world called Dune, to the point…

please! in porn they're called MILFs now.

is that the poo-pourri chick? because she is also an attractive redhead with a sexy accent.

we knew you were joking because there weren't any references to teh gays or Obummer or racial slurs or Ayn Rand or libtards or hipsters or Apple products or incest or… well, i could go on.

so… you're saying genocide and enforced sterilization really are the answer to all our problems? cool!

no, that's the lesbian porn version.

i didn't read any new comics this week but i did something even more enjoyable: i gave out comic books during halloween trick or treat.

also upvoted for the wonderfully patrician linguistic affectation of "I say" (although i might have worked an "old boy" or "chap" in there instead of bloke, it's a minor quibble)

this is always such a fascinating subject - i think some artists and their art forms get more of a "pass" because of the essentially passive nature of visual art, whereas work that involves more intellectual or emotional investment, like music or definitely reading, tends to be "easier" for people to give up or…

here's what i don't understand (and asking about will probably get me added to about seven different international watch lists): hunting rifles are absurdly easy to come by, even in parts of Europe where there aren't 2nd Amendment absolutists all but handing them out like candy on Halloween (as an aside, i gave out…

it's Burl's World - i'm just making hashbrowns in it. (the internet is right: you can use a waffle iron to make crispy, delicious hashbrowns.)

fun fact: one year i photocopied the face of Kayne West into a mask and stuck it on a chopstick, which i would hold up in front of my other photocopied mask of Morrissey, which i was holding onto my face with a pair of old sunglasses and went as "Morriisey, who is wearing Elvis Costello's stolen glasses, disguised as…

and look what that lazy decision has done to their legacy!

there's a soccer mom in our neighborhood who drives a huge SUV with all those dipshit parental stickers on the back window bragging about all the extracurricular shit their middle schooler is into and we're always able to pick it out of the crowd of all the other similar vehicles by the vanity plate SASSENACH (which…

I thought it was "presupposes" not "proposes"? I could be wrong, but there's just something so adorably sad and trying to hard about Eli and his ridiculous affectations…

one of the kooks in Room 237 makes this exact argument, describing how the bright red VW bug which is crushed by a tractor trailer as Scatman is driving by was Kubrick telling King to fuck off, this is my story.

So he says to the doctor: "I AM Pagliaci."

well, they're a pack of pearl-clutching assholes; what else would we expect Fox News to say? i'm actually surprised they weren't bitching about how the character is evidence of the problems with affirmative action or a demonstration of reverse-racism or whatever other dip-shit nonsense they're on about… i don't…