Have you ever looked at a man and just knew he had a micro penis? I hadn’t until I watched this news clip and my life has been forever changed  

WOAH, Y’ALL! We’ve got ourselves a super-macho MAGA hat wearin’, early death due to heart disease havin’, owner of a small peen due to his giant coal rollin’ truck driven’, certified badass litterbug over here! Way to P0Wn the Libs, Brah!