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You still win as 1st, but it's "Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood."
For those not in the know "Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood," was used in the early days of The Onion's physical incarnation as a column filler. It was their Ipsum Lorem for unsold column space.

Here come the drums - Here Come The Drums!

Betting the pitch was "Just like The Great British Bake Off, only it's crafts, and here in the US!"

It's NOT John Williams - It's a Benny Goodman tune (Tunes if you count the 2nd, but I'm assuming you mean “Love Me or Leave Me”). Turn in your nerd cards Aussie Gizmodo and AV Club!

I think Victoria Jackson would make an ideal host.