I really miss how colorful consumer electronics used to be in the late 90s/early 2000s. 11-year-old me considered his clear purple Game Boy Color to be just about the greatest thing ever and 34-year-old me finds it hard to disagree. I gotta go digging through my parents' basement next time I visit...

It’s one of those fabulously delightful things which date it so specifically to 2001.

One could also argue that Gunn’s reasoning is a subtweet in the direction of Zack Snyder’s Justice League, which added a scene where Joker was on Batman’s team in the post-apocalyptic alternate future or whatever, but we’re going to assume that Gunn had better things to do in 2020 than watch that movie.

Someone needs to slip Susan Collins a lobster roll laced with something that will cause her shakes to increase to the point that her molecules dissociate like when the Flash goes through brick walls.

Not only was Khan a beloved villain, but his reappearance in WoK ties into the general theme of reckoning with ageing, mortality and the consequences of past mistakes which give that film its dramatic heft.

The main problem with the whole Khan reveal in Into Darkness wasn’t that everyone knew it already. The problem was that it didn’t matter. I recall some reviewer at the time being somewhat baffled that the film’s big twist was that a man’s name was different from what he had originally said it was.

Fuck Baby Yoda,  Alligator Loki is our new god

Hot take. It looked terrible, and they should feel bad.

The main story of this show is just awful. Kovacs and Falconer are absolutely not good enough to merit a place in such lavish settings and set dressing; the world is great except for the usual Portentous Nouns that you get in all low-grade pulp genre fiction (Protectorate! Uprising! Envoys!) and hog centre stage to no…

Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder. 

I haven’t watched this season, but when you say “wingardium leviosa”, do you mean “accio?” The former is levitation, where you describe something that sounds more like summoning a nearby object

So......ATLFWDATWPC?

So......ATLFWDATWPC?

I had to look that up. “trans-exclusionary radical feminist”

Nah. This movie is the only DC movie in the last twenty years with any sense of fun, and the only with any understanding of how to effectively use colour in a movie to prevent everything from looking like gloomy, oversaturated garbage.

I don’t know what’s funnier—being megalomaniacal enough to deface the moon with your farewell message, that said message is the equivalent of quoting yourself in the yearbook, or just casually putting “Clark Kent” in parentheses.

It’s a movie about dads and adoption. I like how Marsden’s character, a stepdad, is arguably the most heroic. Simply take out Lex Luthor, and yet again another Lex Luthor real estate scheme, and the movie is much improved.

I'm sorry that other people's pleasure brings you pain.

That ring guy and Jess working on Winston's fade was the most ethnic this show has gotten in a while