I’d be one of those 50 sacrificed to improve our culture. Which volcano should I head to?

Well, it was only nudity from the neck down. Or, rather, from the neck up.

Take heart, they didn’t have true love they had “to blave” which means “to bluff”.

Gonna adjust the tint on my t.v. and rewatch the movies to make everyone blue.

Shelob: She-Boss. A LOTR prequel about a young female spider pressured by her conservative parents to get married and instead she sets out on her own.

At least as early as Star Tours in 1987.

But a ripoff of Star Wars where everyone takes drugs, man. Far out! [Snorts melange off crysknife]

[Grabbing my Nerf Vag then hide in my bunk.]

Had a similar thought. Only in this dark timeline would I ever find myself defending The Omega Code, yet here we are.

...and for the days of, you guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Fingery?

Is it “thumper” or "thumber"? Google results show it could go either way.

Kinj-astic?

Same, but in Oregon. Freshman English high school teacher fast-forwarded (I first typed flash-forwarded) through the scene.

Much of his perceived lack of understanding is willful. Playing to people he privately thinks are dumb but likely to support him.

Go ahead and take your star(burns).

Fair question. Hmm, let me try...

Tim is Tom Cruise’s sorcerer brother.

Bigger than the little pile of poopy left in his bed. Let us all pour our bottles of Sauvage by Dior down the gutter!