They were according to my gallery of charcoal drawings on Deviant Art. Lots of cuddling, too.

They’re still sore about Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

Did you know that when you cross your eyes “Ross Douhat” changes to “Dross Asshat”?

It’s, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Good point. I’ve watched that movie many times, and Superman II, and loads of documentaries and alternate cuts. The first hour of Superman is magnificent, even with the fake nose.

Spike Lee angrily tweets out Porn Hub’s home address.

Just, please gods, make DC create a Superman movie that actually likes Superman.

Thanks for the reminder about the pandemic cutting production of an episode short. I don’t envy shows having to make these choices, and imagine a lot of gritting of teeth and mumbling ruefully in the show’s editing bay figuring out how to wrap this season up.

No, thank you.

No, thank you.

Spike Lee angrily tweets out J.K. Simmons’ home address.

I purchased a full set of Chick Tracts in the 90s and they are treasures. Cruel, maniacal, and full of the petty glee of stomping all over someone else’s toys.

My family looked to me as soon as that fight happened, as I’ve been muttering both seasons that I want someone to smash than monkey around until it goes limp. Not proud of that, but it was gratifying. Its final failed jump into the slice, bouncing off and falling on the floor, was a bonus that made me yell “Thank you,…

I grew up in a dwelf neighborhood. They can never decide whether to live under mountains or prance between trees so they end up just standing in a pasture, unresponsive.

It was about her being pretty, the still-available option adjacent to Kate, and her rump.

Can the series have Palpatine keep a bunch of pickled Vaders in a jar, and every other episode of the show is Obi-Wan killing another Darth Vader? That’s why Obi-Wan gives up in Star Wars, he’s already killed about 70 Vaders and totally bored.

They need to adjust the costume, too. The Vader proportions were off. I don’t fault him as an actor. Think of all the excellent actors made flat by Lucas.

Some exec will insist that tortures happen as Huey Lewis & the News plays, but the actors and director will threaten to quit and the exec will back off but whisper to buddies later that he had SUCH a good idea.

[Inserts Tom Hardy to stand stoically, trying to look taller than he is.]

Who is asking for this show? I have read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings a zillion times, but find The Silmarillion and other supplementary texts (which lack Tolkien’s fully fleshed-out ideas, characters, drama, and dialogue) thuddingly dull. This show will be based on the dull stuff, with choices, characters,…

Worthwhile idea. Simplifies a Grammy to "this recording happened".