WWE hasn’t been doing glowing propaganda infomercials for China.

“don’t whip people up into a frenzy on an issue that you simply can’t deliver on.”

The Graham impression is so clunky that it kills whatever the writing is even trying for. It’s just Kate McKinnon making bug eyes in bad prosthetics. She doesn’t even sound like Lindsey Graham. The McConnell impression also seems to just be prosthetics, although McConnell is so soulless there isn’t much else to do…

These are the same fools who claimed Trump’s victory would have the way for a progressive golden age.

Im just here to call you an idiot.

All of them

Another poisonous fauxgressive.

Correct. You could practically smell his upper middle class upbringing in this piece.

They’ve pushed this take so many times during the last two years that even Russia Today would say “hold your horses, you’re overplaying your hand”. If they were Russian operatives and their goal was to cause apathy and depress Democratic voter turnout, they could not do a better job than they’ve been doing so far.

“I’m angry, so I’m going to attack our allies while discouraging my readers from voting!”

He was being the fucking MINORITY leader. What is it you think he could have done?

Great!

I’m sorry, did I interrupt your completely ignorant and self-defeating, raging pity party? That’s the party a lot of us had two years ago because we knew this day was coming and there was nothing to be done to stop it. Because of privileged white “progressive” (mostly) men deciding they didn’t have enough skin in the…

But let’s face facts: we all know that there are others who’d have gladly voted “yes” were we not in such a “charged” atmosphere right now.

And get 49 votes?

What should he have fucking done? Given a speech? Fuck load of good that would have done.

Splinter’s sad allergy to reality rears its ugly head yet again...

Splinter is the Fox News of progressivism, you have to remember. The connection to reality around here is tenuous at best. 

The White House stifled the FBI investigation and 48 Democrats voted against Kavenaugh. Don't you dare with that bullshit of blaming them. Manchin deserted the party. No one else did.

Oh fuck this.