At least this person had a backup plan.

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

Go with the second one. And for future consideration, make a casserole out of something that should not ever be a casserole, such as Prime Rib or Beef Wellington.

Translation: “The kids who want these cars can’t afford them, so we can’t justify development costs of adding another option. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go work on the automatic for the new Supra.”

Because they’re forward looking designs.

For years he’s been ridiculed as a “hack” and watched his sport be swept aside, knocked out the house of Olympians. But even as his fingers curled in anger, Shuster always knew he had the stones to rock the competition hard and bring the drought to an end. Now, he and Team USA can hog the spotlight as champions and…

Should we talk about Monaco?

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

“The NBA has investigated your claims of player inability to perform and came up with the following rulings:

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

(Davis’s money grab in Nevada was successful in large part because he enlisted local casino mogul Sheldon Adelson in his cause, even if he ultimately double-crossed Adelson)

Username checks out.

It doesn’t matter what it looks like. It matters that it delivers 160dB 20 feet from the exhaust pipe. It also helps if it idles so poorly the throttle needs 60% WOT blipping about 30 times to get it out of a driveway.