“How did you fall in love?”
“He showed me a balance sheet and promised to never touch me. BUT IT WAS ALL LIIIIIES!” *starts throwing things around the set*

Hair color very close to skin tone - she’s hoping to blend in with the background when the executions commence.

“holidays are coming, and not many of them will be with their families”...

Confession time: I had a sex dream about Melania the other night.

The game as a kid is to keep things from your parents and not get caught. The game as a parent is to stay one step ahead and, like when the British cracked the German Enigma codes, use that info strategically without giving away what you actually know. Good work. 

Well, I mean the Republicans have a pirate. There’s that. 

Excuse me? Where were you when the Colts betrayed America and freedom and earth and humankind last year when they forced Mike Pence to come watch them and then he had to leave because of NFL national anthem kneeling? There is not a more divisive or important issue in the country today. One of those things is true.

Here are the newly elected members of Congress. See if you can spot a pattern.

I feel like this should be a cautionary tale for children. “Remember... If you spew hateful, awful bullshit long enough, your eyes will try to run away from your mouth.  Now eat your asparagus.”

Finally. Tensions have been simmering for decades. Kushner, though, had the keen insight to exploit the Bahrainis’ love of the Colts, thus paving the way for peace.

I always forget how dumb Ann Coulter sounds. Obviously her ideas are garbage, but for some reason I always think she will be more well-spoken than she is. She sounds like she's trying to read Trump tweets without her glasses on.

Trump 24 hours after terrorist attack in France: “Thoughts and prayers to the victims of this TERROR ATTACK. BUILD THE WALL!!!”

The Greatest Hits are all he's got left. They're his Safe Space. It's like the way he kept trying to interject his Twitler Rally routines into his meeting with Pelosi and Schumer. He goes for those oldies to quell the sense of impending doom. I just enjoy knowing that he's miserable.

.... does he think the French are going to storm the southern border?

Another actual Fox chyron.  The Peace Deal between Indiana & Bahrain.

The other thing we all have in common is our hatred of you, Ann.

LOL.....

FFS, Anne, it’s not about hating white men. It’s about getting (rich) white men to stop oppressing everyone else.

I mean you have the Muslims and the Jews and the various exotic sexual groups and the black church ladies with the college queers