I’m similar, but I have to admire his willingness and foresight to record the entire thing for evidence.

Republican “humor” is all about punching down.

What if you pretend to be someone pretending to be a political candidate? Let’s get recursive with this shit.

Take your damn star, you rotten bastard!

Christmas is the fucking Borg of holidays. Damn them to hell.

HOAs will drive anyone mad.

Okay, now THAT is properly horrific.

What the fuck I need that NOW!

That’s been resolved, scientifically:  http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/pie-verus-cake-scientific-approach.html

You say that like it’s a controversial opinion.

The soda prices are too damn high!

The various versions of christianity, judaism, or islam are largely representative of the cultures in which they developed. Cultural practices got coded into religious dogma, and a lot of those practices were - let’s face it - pretty fuckin barbaric.

This is basically the only valid argument against certain older candidates, imho. It has nothing to do with age itself, and everything to do with assumptions about the problems we face. In the age of social media, we’ve had to rethink a whole bunch of prior assumptions about people and society. I most definitely…

Happy Halloween!

*slinks back into the shadows*

The Tarkovsky picks are good, but seem to be missing Nostalghia.

DOTUS... I like that. It leaves you room to make a recursive joke (like with Benoit B. Mandelbrot):  The D in DOTUS stands for DOTUS.

As PV pointed out, Eva took cyanide. I think he did shoot his dogs, though.

At this point, most folks (at least internet savvy ones) are familiar with Murphy’s Law (“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”). I don’t know for sure if it’s an official corollary or not, but I’ve unofficially proposed that one should be: “Things can always get worse.” This is where we are, and the truth of it…

Nope. We’re basically one stolen election and/or one command from trump to his minions away from civil war.