That’s been resolved, scientifically:  http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/pie-verus-cake-scientific-approach.html

You say that like it’s a controversial opinion.

The soda prices are too damn high!

The various versions of christianity, judaism, or islam are largely representative of the cultures in which they developed. Cultural practices got coded into religious dogma, and a lot of those practices were - let’s face it - pretty fuckin barbaric.

This is basically the only valid argument against certain older candidates, imho. It has nothing to do with age itself, and everything to do with assumptions about the problems we face. In the age of social media, we’ve had to rethink a whole bunch of prior assumptions about people and society. I most definitely…

Happy Halloween!

*slinks back into the shadows*

The Tarkovsky picks are good, but seem to be missing Nostalghia.

DOTUS... I like that. It leaves you room to make a recursive joke (like with Benoit B. Mandelbrot):  The D in DOTUS stands for DOTUS.

As PV pointed out, Eva took cyanide. I think he did shoot his dogs, though.

At this point, most folks (at least internet savvy ones) are familiar with Murphy’s Law (“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”). I don’t know for sure if it’s an official corollary or not, but I’ve unofficially proposed that one should be: “Things can always get worse.” This is where we are, and the truth of it…

Nope. We’re basically one stolen election and/or one command from trump to his minions away from civil war.

A few articles around here have referred to him as a terrorist, but it should be in every article. Hell, that should be the default descriptor for that complete piece of shit.

“WADICAL”

Could this shit get any more stereotypical?

It was absolutely meant as a curse.

We’re all the media all the time, man.

Thank you. I found it incredibly telling that she picked that one. 

If only we were so lucky that the Cookie Monster commenter frequented Splinter.

He did, and that’s why I said it.