As PV pointed out, Eva took cyanide. I think he did shoot his dogs, though.

At this point, most folks (at least internet savvy ones) are familiar with Murphy’s Law (“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”). I don’t know for sure if it’s an official corollary or not, but I’ve unofficially proposed that one should be: “Things can always get worse.” This is where we are, and the truth of it…

Nope. We’re basically one stolen election and/or one command from trump to his minions away from civil war.

A few articles around here have referred to him as a terrorist, but it should be in every article. Hell, that should be the default descriptor for that complete piece of shit.

“WADICAL”

Could this shit get any more stereotypical?

It was absolutely meant as a curse.

We’re all the media all the time, man.

Thank you. I found it incredibly telling that she picked that one. 

If only we were so lucky that the Cookie Monster commenter frequented Splinter.

He did, and that’s why I said it.

Houdini sent the packages as evidence there’s life after death.

Conservatives tried to make similar arguments about sexual harassment and assault. 

What’s sad is that Bannon has any sort of gig at all.

And look at all the racists and outright fascists that have crawled out from under their bridges to act proudly on their most base instincts.

The Zombie State

“New”?

Alt-right? Pretty much the entire right thinks this way.

I’m not presuming anything. “Premeditate” has a particular connotation with regards to killing, and in most cases it’s not accurate when describing animal behavior. Your cat doesn’t think “I’m going to kill that mouse when it emerges from that hole in the wall.” Similarly, I highly doubt the lioness had planned to…

Agreed, except for the “premeditated” descriptor. That ascribes a human motivation that’s not quite accurate, and doesn’t apply in most cases where killing is instinctual.