I assume he's being set up in a multi-decade revenge scheme by Vanilla Ice.

I legitimately envy you.

*Bran repeatedly tweets Pepes*

Talking out my ass here, but I'm vaguely certain that intercepting a hostile fleet at night without modern things like radar would be unmanageable.

THANKS OBARA

I imagine the Germans must have a word to describe something that is almost certainly right and also upsetting.

It's because of all the environmental impact statements you need to do to build a crossbow in Kings Landing. We need to deregulate in order to unleash the Westerosi economy!

I did a business!

If they shave the Howard Taft from the Hall of Presidents they could probably pass him off as Kurtz.

Like every single Pepe Le Pew cartoon!

I assume "HR" must have been short for "Hitler was Right" or something.

Why, they actually don't seem to suitable to hire to paint my house at all!

So THAT'S how they shot Double Impact!

*blocks Johannes Gutenberg*

WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS!

The Dawes-agent patiently waits for the reactivation headline.

I have to assume somehow that the growth in need for human contribution in CG effects is somehow outripping Moore's Law. (I base this solely on observing the endless three-columns of credits for the CG-effects people on the blockbusters nowadays.)

*trips up AT-ST, chugs a Mountain Dew*

I was once being interviewed for a job, by an attorney in Los Angeles. Totally normal seeming firm and attorney, and normal interview, until the guy started telling me about chemtrails. And the shame of it all is that he didn't even offer me the job. Imagine how amazing it must be to have chemtrail-boss.

*does pigeon double-take*