There, now no one will be able to say I don't own Phil Hartman's spine.
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I remember when I was a teen, perhaps around 1995 or so, I went on a trip to DC with my Boy Scout troop. We were toured through the visitor gallery of the House of Representatives, and I have a distinct memory of watching whoever was at the podium speechifying about telecommunications issues. Was it regarding this…
It's midichlorians. The phlogiston is full of midichlorians.
You're comment makes me think of this old delight: https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
As someone who graduated from high school in 1999, I'm just chiming in to note how much of my adolescent experience is name-checked here. All told, my narrow age bracket for reals could have had a worse time music-wise. I imagine it really fell off the cliff for those just a few years younger than I.
And also the only good thing in that movie.
DAMN STRAIGHT. I need my internet chock full of nothing but bitterness and cynicism.
Wait, you're *defending* Forrest Gump? Gross.
Pictures of spiral-shaped porcine vaginas?
This is the AV Club, please rephrase your comment into a Simpsons quote. May I suggest "crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy"?
Back in the days on the boulevard of Linden
We used to kick routines and presence was fittin
Hey, remember those first couple of scenes in The Last Samurai set in 19th century San Francisco that were somehow more interesting that the entire rest of the movie? Because your comment reminded me of that.
The phrase "ruin my childhood" gets thrown around really casually these days, but I'm confident that an Explorers reboot, all larded up with CGI and whatnot, would, in a very real and literal way, without hyperbole, ruin my childhood.
I loved LD season 1, but I'm just kind of curious what they would do with a season 2. Like, I don't see how there's a way to keep going with the time-jumping as the "Past" and "Duluth" periods are narratively complete, but the time-jumping was so integral to the show.
No no, a young handsome man to cast as Max.
Gotta go fast backwards through time
I'm confident that components of Moore are currently greater than 18 years younger than Douglas.
*SPOILER*
….I suppose that's the nuke-the-town ending.
Hopefully they do Clue-style multiple endings!