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I like how immediately I can picture Sgt. Wolfhard, Lt. Wolfhard, Col. Wolfhard, and Gen. Wolfhard, and how distinct they actually are from each other.

And who can forget Commander Coriander Salamander and 'er Singlehander Bellylander

(not counting Prometheus which I haven't seen)

"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta color-in one with feet smaller than my sister."

For your information, the interest rate alone for the first five years comes to $95,000.

Hey, while The Man with the Golden Gun has its drawbacks—why, why, did they feel the need to bring the good ol' boy sheriff back, and what genius thought to put a frigging slide whistle over one of the most baller car stunts ever filmed—it definitely had some bright spots, like Christopher Lee, and the car stunt.

And some the best lines from a Bond villain!
"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."
"Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."

I had a friend who worked at a car dealership. His last year there the holiday bonus was that every employee's name was put in a hat, and the winner received two Powerball tickets.

A few years ago, because circumstances I found myself wandering around downtown St. Louis with a few hours to kill. I walked by the arch, and thought I might go up it. I decided not to when I saw that there were metal detectors to get in, as I felt that the value of going up was wasn't worth the effort of taking my

I really just assume it's along the lines of "If I don't make my post quota today they'll hit me again."

Oh, you just think that because you're a time-travelling fetus.

The nose is off, right?

Thank you, it appears the perma-burning was less accurate than I realized.

There a brief scene in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, maybe from its first season, where Larry and Cheryl are late for a flight and trying to drive to LAX. Larry was yelling "Should I take Lincoln?! I need Lincoln approval!!" As someone who lived in Santa Monica for years, this is the most accurate depiction of

Hey, if you want a worse one that's troublingly from the real world, there's always 2010's Afghanistan "Spaghetti Slide" to gaze upon: http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i…

"peregrinations"
Well I learned a new word today!

Woozle wuzzle, that's what passes for entertainment these days?