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Ohhhhhh, you mean the crime that *resulted* in their incarceration, as opposed to committed on the inside.

I feel like instead of "Lawyers for the defense have previously refuted the claim" it should be "Lawyers for the defense have previously denied the claim." I understand that "refute" can also mean "deny," but as it can also mean "disprove," it's kind of ambiguous in this context (also I feel like the "disprove"…

In the mind of the president, asleep on his plane!

There's a fan theory that the vegetables actually traveled forward in time from Rhaegar Targaryen's garden.

Woozle wuzzle!

Steals Col. Alphonse Dore Cliburn CBE's Ferrari for a joyride

Fine then, it was the Tanners that were vivisected, whatever.

Hillary wants open borders with Melmack. What a loser! Bad!

Sure ALF got vivisected in 1990, but I'm sure the scientists learned some useful stuff. Notice that right after that we got the internet. Coincidence? I think not!

"See, ALFs from West Melmack drive this this. But ALFs from East Melmack drive like this!"

Can we compromise on "The T-1000 and The Waif: A Land of Contrasts"?

Ehh, the T-1000 drove a pole through the T-800's chest while failing to kill it.

By that reasoning the T-1000 was also shit at being a T-1000.

I like how The Waif went full T-1000; that was pretty cool.

I LIKE HOW CAMERON WORE A BOBBY ORR JERSEY

Obviously the best comment in the history of the AV Club

I'm going to pretend that you are referring to the movie with all those puns delivered by Schwarzenegger, and giggle at your characterization of it as "not a bad movie."

Sure, Sam's family seemed okay. But for all we know, right after Sam and Gilly absconded, they all could have attended a wedding together. And we all know how those things usually go in Westeros.

many in the south resented it

Since when have US politics been farcical?
Diligently goes back to work making border-wall costume to wear to Trump rally