He’s Palmer Scott! An actor from Cali who was part of the semi-professional actors stable that Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim would use in their sketch show. Probably best known for this bit:

I buried Pauls.

Snackerdoodle?

“......hhhhhhhate.”

“Wait a minute...I don’t have a son...I have a daughter!!”

I know you didn’t mean to type it, but “forcefully drinking someone” sounds like a real challenge, and the drinking game it would spawn could be actually exciting.

Is there a switch you can just flip on some child actors to get them to do something incredibly intimate, yet utterly guileless, to make you forget they’re just actors pretending to be the child of the adult character? The same thing happened during that one scene near the end of Breaking Bad, and it’s like...I know…

I prefer So-Cal media, anyway. A newspaper out of south California. That’s all I need.

Inviting the entire talk-show audience to the premiere of your movie: it works every time.

RESPONSE ONE: “I’ve been jonesing for some Tommy Lee lately.” --Motley Crue fan

Aw man, thank you for doing this.

Women already owe them sex just because they exist. Why would they need to do anything more?

When you’ve seen the horrors Dan has seen.....

I hate that this is so accurate. I tend to do more hanging around /co/ than I should (mainly to get access to stuff I can’t see since I cut the cable cord), and oh my god the toxic opinions and attitudes there. It’s either women, SJWs/SJW-groupthink, or other websites. I saw someone there say “too bad R&M became yet…

If you’re using “tumblr” as a generalization, you need to spend less time on the internet as a whole.

“Moranissance” sounds like something you might put on some poached eggs.

The folks at Steven Universe are nicely coy in their episode descriptions. Last night’s first installment, in which Steven had to travel to the crystal gems’ moonbase and re-engage with a presumed-disappeared Lapis Lazuli, and try to convince her to return to Earth, was basically described as being about a minor…

While I don’t think they’ll go so far as to cast Rose as an asshole, if there’s any show that’d be willing to pull of a move resulting in “our pure-minded fallen leader was way more selfish and flawed than she let on”--and do it well--it’d be this one.

That makes a whole hell of a lot of sense.

Now. Aside from all the questions this brings up surrounding the actual identity of Rose Quartz, here’s what I’m wondering: when and why did Rose/Pink stop loving Pearl the way Pearl loved her? Was it ever an equal relationship? Seems obvious that Rose leaned heavily on their love and ability to live freely together…