Don’t forget to pick up:

I love that this is so utterly bizarre that saying that you’d love to buy something if it didn’t involve having to buy an entire skinned human with it actually is a relevant and non-snark response to the situation. We are through the fucking looking glass here, people!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season 6.

I would prefer my predator toy accessories come with flay the skin off yourself action, thank you very much.

Google translate yields:

Ah, Linux. It’s opened source, so anyone can submit their code to help the project grow. You know, if they DARE to risk the WRATH OF LINUS!

I’m suggesting that a transformer be designed to thwart a fucking squirrel (or a 2 lb. drone)

It doesn’t have to take down anything. All it has to do is get close enough to the bushing to short the uninsulated distribution line to ground. Have you never lost power, and then found a roasted squirrel on the ground below your transformer?