Jalopnik's resident jalop!

Isn't "Jalopnik's resident wagon lover" a bit redundant? :p

For better or worse, in sickness and in health, and incase one of us gets a broken leg in a few minutes.

NO

Pointless, dumb and trashy.

I just want a 160-170hp N/A fit with a 6-speed and old-school Honda dynamics. Is that too freakin much to ask, Honda?!

Si is not a Civic thing. There was also CRX Si.

A turbo'd, AWD Fit Si.

Turning the Baja into an STi:

Not the craziest pickup conversions out there, but I love KGC10's that have converted.

Ohh man, you think that is bad? That's on a Honda, which is supposed to be cheap. How about a BMW E90 dash (non-M)?

i personally love roll up windows, it the one thing that helps me strengthen my left arm

"I had the worst morning...my car elevator wasn't working."

I am confuse because I received neither email or bacon.

The PTY/CAT button, native to many fine Subarus. Experts have been debating what this button actually does since it found its way into Japanese cars over a decade ago. Some say that when this button is pressed, somewhere in the world, a random putty cat is killed. Others say that it puts your car in "PARTY CAT"…

As a gay guy, I think that the turbo Corvette sounds awesome, like some future spaceship that probably tears your face off with acceleration. I don't like beetles, or VW's generally. Hold off on the mass generalizations. Car taste does not dictate what kind of junk people prefer to look at.

this sounds audioshopped. i can tell from some of the audiopixels and from hearing quite a few audioshops in my time.

wait you have a bear wielding an anglegrinder in your garage? what do you feed it? and how do you keep it from escaping?

TMZ...SMH.