My 190E's mono wiper sticking through the snow after last February's blizzard. It was the only thing exposed. In my driveway, too. Not as a result of any plowing.

Oh good! Another pointless American Muscle Vs. Ricer debate! Don't mind me, I'm just here for the show.

Same. Tears in my eyes.

Thanks for this. One of my favorite Jets.

I guess my market is doing better!

Sounds like 80mph. Looks like 20mph.

No contest. Just stating that MINI makes a product that sells, while Fiat sells 1-2 a MONTH, we are selling 30-50. Fiat makes a fine car that barely anyone in the US wants, unfortunately. The MINI had to grow to pass stricter safety standards, and to appeal to a larger client base.

Thank you sir.

Aaaaaaannd the Fiat doesn't sell. There are 64 leftover 2013 Fiat's at my local dealer. We (at MINI) have 6 2013 leftovers. Most of those are Coupes.

Keep in mind that our test cars had Pirelli P Zero sports tires on them, and not the crappy, hard-riding run flats that Coopers usually come with. No word yet on what tires they'll have them they actually go on sale.

Your Moms a fluff article.

Audi is doing a similar thing (along with Jaguar) for the A8 and R8. The tools, machines and overhead expenses needed for Audi are ridiculous for most shops to achieve certification. A friend of mine (who owns my dealerships body shop) tried to get Audi aluminum certification, and it didn't end up being economically…

You get star-click for Pokemon reference.

Before all the "HOW DARE YOU!!!" butthurt begins, keep in mind this, of all Porsches, is the shitbox. Yes, there are much, much worse vehicles out there, but this is the worst from Porsche. Carry on.

I'z not be gud at maffs!

I'm sure all the doctors buying these cars to drive to the yacht club agree with you. You want light and high performance? Buy the 991 GT3. There's a 911 for every wealthy individual.

Ummm... Especially when that is the slogan for LOTUS.

Grand Dayrokee?

They were fucking hilarious. What's the big deal? He's a spoof joke now.

YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING APOSTROPHE!!!