Ppffffftth. Idiots.

My exact thoughts.

My dealer chain has a Smart franchise, and selling 2 in one month is worth opening a bottle of champagne. Kill it? No. Keep it in the US? Hell no. It's rubbish.

Fucking amen...

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After about 30min of use, this system became insanely easy to use, for me. Better than Audi's MMI.

Just over-annunciate, stretch out certain words for no reason, add "uah" to the end of at least one word per sentence, and speak one octave lower than your larynx was designed to. Oh, and add 'R's. Lots of 'R's.

"Starch of the main raw material raw material" 8-I

WHAT DA FUQ?!?!?

Increasing horsepower and torque and reducing 0-60 times is smaller under the hood? Hmmm...

Keeping a car light, safest in class and fun to drive. I say MINI has won. It's still one of the smallest cars in clas, and DAYUM that Cooper is gonna be quick with 40-45mpg! Can't please everyone! I love when people say "why can't they just make it like the classic?" Then I ask if they want to be safe when an…

Bonus points for the rebel crest avatar. I rock two 5" red crests on my daily beater!

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The funniest thing about this gif is the sound my imagination is putting to it.

See, now THAT is trolling.

Oh, ok. Now that you said that, I'm totally cool with anything you have to say. :-/

False. I'm just sick of the "stealerships" prejudice. Say what you mean.

You said "dealerships are awful", implying we are ALL awful. Why wouldn't I take offense, being a guy that works at a good dealership? It's blatant prejudice.

Thanks for the prejudice, dick. If a white man commits a heinous act, does that mean all white men suck? Yeah I name called; what of it?!

In no way am I denying that.