Ah, if you’re not trying to kill them then yeah, airsoft is the way to go. I will say that in my experience they are stubborn and won’t learn anything from that approach, but it might still be cathartic.

You’re gonna want something better than a BB gun if you’re dealing with squirrels. You’re probably just gonna wound em with that thing unless you get a perfect shot.

Apparently mice have gotten crazy in the building I work in because there’s only a handful of people there every day.

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!

The chipmunk population around me seems to be exploding. Everywhere I turn I see a few of them scurrying all over the place. Definitely come across a few more bunnies too.  Had one visit my front yard every morning for about a week.  The squirrel population seems the same though

Now you can be he Xenomorph you’ve always dreamed of!

Haha it’s cool. 

I have

We stock the shelves, so you can buy the dumb shit you want to shop for mindlessly. Also, there was this panic a few months ago, empty shelves cause a reaction in consumers. So we try to reassure them by having stuff to buy.

I’m fine with the stockers; in my experience, they will bend over backwards to accommodate shoppers (this was how it was when I worked that kind of job).  It’s the indolent, confused shoppers taking forever to figure out what they want from the shelf.  If it’s your regular store, you should know where everything is…

I don’t typically have a problem with Walmart because I’m poor, but I have not been in our nearest a few months even before the pandemic. My problem lies with many of the customers who can behave aggressively: I don’t know their reasons, but over-all behavior has gotten worse the past few years. When the COVID hit, I…

Soaking doesn’t really help much; once the water starts to cool down, they’re toast. Best thing to do is scrape / rinse as soon as you’re done eating, then coming back the next day for the actual wash.

“Ichorous goo” - perfection.

I’m lucky to work in an office (I mean not work there right now but in the before times) where savory bagels are the preference. I can’t get them to move onto a savory cream cheese or hummus but horses water blah blah blah.

This is why God gave us kitchen gloves!

“Let me start this newsletter with a story about Pizza Arbitrage.”

I did pull from the bottom and rotate from the bottom to the top, so there is some rotation happening.

If you aren’t lowering property prices just by your very presence, then you are not living your best life.

There were a couple of stand out scenes for me tonight. The best was the killing of the racist/sexually assaulting cop. Ignoring the passing satisfaction in seeing a contemptible cop get his comeuppance. The kid Mateo, isn’t a born killer and the crude inexperienced hacking away and cutting at the policeman’s neck…

Our targets aren’t political affiliations or philosophy. It’s people in power.