“What should I do when my creepy pal hits on our server?”

More like: (reading this in the voice of Nigella) Now in our bowl we have the gently whipped remains of several of the mother’s intentionally aborted fetuses, or would that be fetii? Oh, I’m not quite sure! Anyways, they are quite delicious when you scramble them as well, but this isn’t our application. We are going…

Feed them Burger King and we can have some Whopper Hoppers.

Whiskey Milk: It gets your motor running!!

That was hilarious, though, the whole:

Yeah, it was sugar all along!

He’s looking for the leaking gun.

I think that the “added” in this case is referring to the addition of maple syrup to the empty bottle.

and they’ll be refilled within 20 minutes.

Its still pretty nerdy. Its not so much that we’ve realized its not nerdy, as much as it is that we’ve made peace with our nerdiness...

Industrial design is fascinating. Who came up with the shape of a bobby pin, or a tape dispenser, or... ?

In my 20's, I read that and my response would have been, .”......neeerrrrdddd!”

Hmmmm....that header photo sure is provocative.....

Yooo remember teddy grahams?????? Cinnamon was the best

Let’s just hope this doesn’t tarnish the fine reputation of das boot.

When asked why he was kicking the swans, Mantella replied “It’s my cygneture move.”

As An Old, I remember the neutron bomb which spread more radiation than damage, thereby killing a lot of people but leaving buildings intact. Does he mean that?

Well, that’s a fancy way to drink your PBRs.

Just throw them at strangers on the street, then you will truly break them.