What stepped pyramids said.

Five Guys is incredibly overrated. I can get a better burger two blocks away at Wendy’s without having to wait 30 minutes.

I don’t know where you live, but I guarantee that every server in your area just became happier. They might not know why, but they are happy.

I bet they are on this comment section as well.

Well you certainly don’t sound mad.

Kombucha should be what you get instead of Non-alcoholic beer.

Like the waitron would have to get anti-Semitic at me or something.

I want figure out how to pirate this whiskey, just to piss of Lars Ulrich.

“barley lacroix”

I believe Shakespeare coined it.

Yeah, I don’t see anything in the article description about “improving your dining experience”. I always accepted that it was about how to be a good customer from the Waitstaff’s perspective.

Looks like you dodge a bullet with that one.

I just went out for unlimited sushi with a friend who thought we could split unlimited sushi.
“It’s fine if one of us also gets an entree”

I normally don’t have a problem with mixing it up in these comment boards (wegotatoughguyoverhere.jpg), but the degree of anger people had about splitting entrees was fucking ridiculous. When I waited tables, I had no issue with people splitting entrees, because it usually meant they were ordering apps (which gave me…

I love poetry but would be dumbfounded if anyone tried to “surprise” read me theirs, I think.

What’s with the American obsession with putting heritage in front of nationality?

Yesterday I was reading Nabokov’s books recommendations. I was curious to know what books someone considered to be “one of the most highly acclaimed novelists of his time” would like. I started reading the list and soon I was laughing in disbelief and admiration. Using phrases like: “formidable mediocrity”,…

Nah, brah. It’s a column guiding you into not being a garbage customer at restaurants.

I embrace the same philosophy! We should be friends. Together we can wander around earnestly trying to help and not harm and then promptly and sincerely apologizing when we fail.

kate what did you google to find this image