PROTIP: if you are a guest, bringing a growler of a groovy beer is always a good gift for the host. Unless they are a teetotaler, in which case, why are you there?

Was like $5-7 to fill to the brim a 120qt cooler, so about 1/2 to 1/3 the price, and they’ll put it right in the cooler if you ask.

18 craft pilsners for the win

There should probably be some sort of Takeout meet-up one day to prove that we’re all not just a bunch of pixels.

Did I offend my server because I didn’t show them enough pictures of goats?

Jockey. Box.

Too many people worry about the sauce and forget the chicken.

Which seems like a amateur crime fuck up right there. That why you gotta look at how the mob does it. Some of the best “Mom and Pop” Italian places around are probably Mafia money laundering scams,  doesn’t mean the food has to be terrible :)

How do you write three paragraphs about Rowan Atkinson and fail to mention Black Adder?

We had a gas station that nobody bought gas at. You went there if you wanted bath salts, the pumps were pretty much for show. I’m surprised it took more than a year for the cops to notice.

Cholula Jalapeno and Poblano sauce FTW.

Welcome to “Pizza” Parlor.

It’s not hard to make an okay pizza at all. Lazy is what that is.

They use drones now.

I believe Cholula is still Hecho en México... so safe until the taxes are put in place...

because you’re not a horrible person that’s why

“Michael (Ted Danson) tries to pull a rabbit out of a hat.”