Little known fact: Andrew WK is actually lactose intolerant, but orders extra cheese when he’s constipated to “get the party started”.

Nothing ruins a party like everyone standing around trying to pick off the mushrooms without losing too much cheese.

Along the way, of course, he gets barraged with insults: Schindler’s Dissed

I haven’t seen many horror movies but didn’t find IT scary. I really enjoyed it, it’s a good, fun film, but was surprised to see people online describing it as horrifying.

I believe the answer to this is “clowns”.

Grilled cheese. Outside of burgers and hotdogs, it’s the only thing I eat with ketchup.

“One of the better places to work”

This leaves me with only my $8 coffee as a representation of my cultural and economic superiority over the other guy on the bus.

Damn, it’s going to be rough that he can’t watch Seinfeld or Mad About You for a while, if ever again! Dude LOVES Paul Reiser!

So it just takes like skunked beer then? Pun not entirely intended.

Escargot is technically an animal, so you broke your own rule.