Coffee Nips are my preferred old man candy.  Good call there.

Speaking of torque- one of my dumber moments, the paddle was pretty well wedged on our KitchenAid, and I threw my left arm over it to get a good grip on the mixer while trying to budge the paddle with my right hand.  Naturally, my left arm turned the darned thing on with my fingers well tangled into that paddle.  Whoo…

I mean, I cringe through most of his material, but on some things, he’s not wrong.

“We’re looking at speed as a way to mitigate this. When the weather is good we need to harvest faster.”

I was just listening to a comedy bit about how the only good thing about TSA security was that it made airport dropoffs so much easier.  No parking, going to the gate, sitting and waiting for an hour and waving like a goof at the plane- just pull up, kick them out, and go.

This was a great read.  I have no entertaining comment, just... wow.  Thanks for the story.

No unneccesary “’s” added?  Up here, I’m constantly assaulted by “The Aldi’s.”

I sense a joke there, but parsnips... man, parsnip mash is my jam.

Florida.  Bonus access if the dog is on Krokodil.

My wife loves it, so I’ll smoke a turkey breast for her and eat my Stove Top.  At least no family this year, so we can do a scaled down version.

I’m abstaining from voting. The only thing I like on the Thanksgiving plate is Stove Top stuffing. I usually like mashed potatoes, but everyone tries to get all fancy for the holiday and loads it with cream and butter until it’s the consistency of cat vomit.  Plus, I really don’t like gravy, and invariably someone…

Eh, especially if they’re selling kitchen goods that might last a while, it’s only a matter of time before they turn into leggings-Amway, haircare-Amway, skincare-Amway, “no chemical” cleaning product-Amway shilling vampires. I don’t need friends that try to suck people into scams.

We had to drive a Travel Amway cult member five hours somewhere once.  She kept on trying to hint around any upcoming vacations/trips.  Every time I snipped right away “I hate travel, I hate vacations, I’m not going anyplace.”

“I don’t do fucking Amway” usually works.  (I’m usually pretty polite, but this scammy crap really pisses me off).

My pet peeve is the Instagram Boomerang glasses clink. Also, hanging a beer can off of the glass by the tab. I follow a lot of beer accounts, and hate both of those with a fiery passion. 

Plausible Patty

I like coffee, but something about it cold just accentuates the acrid, bitter roastiness of it.  I am also anti-coffee stouts.  There’s one out here that everyone raves about (Bent Paddle Double Shot Double Black) that I can’t bear to spend the money to try, just because I know the chances of me liking it are slim.

I miss my little weirdo. Lost him a week before Halloween and won’t be used to him not being around for a very long time. (His bro in the background misses him too).

Oh definitely the former. 

I feel like its been so long since I finished season 3, I need a bit of a recap.  At this point, I’m mostly invested in Kido, so I’m glad he’s well represented in the new season.